TSDguy wrote:
First thing I did was look for the Onion logo...
Touche!
The Telegraph wrote:
Prof Brian Ratcliffe, spokesman for the Nutrition Society, said dehydration was usually caused by a clinical condition and that one could remain adequately hydrated without drinking water.
He said: “The EU is saying that this does not reduce the risk of dehydration and that is correct.
There is your chief idiot. Insane? There's likely a cause related to his madness.
The Telegraph wrote:
“This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.”
No it's not. The claim is "drinking water prevents dehydration", and that simple claim is correct.
What I *CAN* however
guess is that you're a global warm... excuse me, "climate change" activist who is against bottled water because you think drinking it instead of tap water increases our carbon footprint. I personally know such people. And you probably are (inappropriately) using your position of power to attack the bottled water industry.
That's all well and good, except it's never wise to be an idiot. (Forrest Gump rule #27) Or in the words of Abraham Lincoln, "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
The Telegraph wrote:
EU regulations, which aim to uphold food standards across member states, are frequently criticised.
Rules banning bent bananas and curved cucumbers were scrapped in 2008 after causing international ridicule.
Umm... Is it my filthy mind, or is anyone else wondering what the hell the Europeans are doing with their bananas and cucumbers?
- Bill