I enjoyed it despite the lack of spacing (BTW, your posts are often formatted 'oddly,' do you cut and paste from somewhere else??). It's a great format for pointing out how our most cherished truths about the arts we study so seriously are inevitably the butt of someone else's jokes (except of course *my* arts - but that goes without saying).
Hopefully, people will add to the list. One immediate contribution off the top of my head would be "Speaking Japanese [Chinese, Korean, Tagalog, etc.] in the dojo is silly, after all, we are in America" (I don't understand that language). Or, how about "No, we don't attack like *that*" (I'm not sure I can defend against that /or/ wow, I'm gonna get my ass kicked)... and so on.
(BTW, was this a copy, or were these yours?)