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Oh! Hi! Sorry... I didn't see you standing there!
I was just sitting here... ummmmm... meditating! Yes... meditating and thinking on the ways of the world...
Ever wonder why people are so stressed out?
Seems that no matter what's happening in their lives, they just can't relax.
I mean really...
If someone celebrates a different religious holiday, they get upset!
If someone is a different color, they get upset!
If someone is a different race, they get upset!
If someone speaks a different language, they get upset!
If someone drives a different way, they get upset!
If someone eats the wrong food, they get upset!
If someone smokes, they get upset!
If someone plays music too loud or the wrong kind of music, they get upset!
If someone practices a different martial art, they get upset!
I gotta tell ya, I just don't understand these humans! I try to curl up with 'em and calm them down... I offer my chin to scratch and fur to rub, but sometimes it just doesn't seem to help.
I mean... Us cats just don't have
Ever see a cat get upset with another cat 'cause they're different colors? Naaaaaa, 'course not!
Ever see a cat get upset with another cat 'cause they're different breeds? Naaaaaa, 'course not!
Ever see a cat that didn't know that the correct religion was the human worship of cats? Naaaaaaa....
Ever see a cat get upset with another cat 'cause they were walkin' or talkin' differently? Heck, many cats don't even get upset with dogs
for walkin' and talkin' differently! (We get upset with dogs, 'cause were supposed to!
Ever see a cat get upset with another cat 'cause it ate different food? Never...
Ever see a cat that was stupid enough to smoke? Well, we do have that catnip problem, but it's for medical reasons! Honest!
And cats like all different kinds of music too! And we don't get upset with each other for liking different kinds of music either!
You know all cats study the ultimate martial arts... Feline-ryu claw-jitsu is the ultimate
... It's been around longer than those other martial arts and it's techniques are both traditional and adaptive to real combat.
And cats understand stress relief... it's simple...
Eat, Drink, Sleep, go to the box, play with the ball, Drink, Sleep, Eat, Drink, practice claw-jitsu, Sleep, get human attention and rubs, Sleep, repeat...
So what IS the problem with humans these days?