yawn...
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2001 4:48 pm
Last Sunday morning
after a long Saturday night
I turned on the TV
to a show called "the Holy Light"
There was this preacher
who said he'd mend my ways
Said he'd turn me to the Lord
for all the rest of my days
As I sat there listening
to the words from the Holy book
I never once realized
that I was about to get took
Asked for a little donation
so he could travel and speak
The poor man was starving
down to four steaks a week
Needed some of my money
to pay for his Cadillac
said his hillside mansion
was just a little shack
He's a Prophet for Profit
and he'll mend all your ways
and if you give him a dollar
he'll make sure that you're saved
And if you give him a little more
he can get you through Heaven's gate
And if you give him a hundred bucks
you won't even have to wait...
.
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.
.
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(c) Copyright 2001 Defender Records
(Ummmm... that's me
)
after a long Saturday night
I turned on the TV
to a show called "the Holy Light"
There was this preacher
who said he'd mend my ways
Said he'd turn me to the Lord
for all the rest of my days
As I sat there listening
to the words from the Holy book
I never once realized
that I was about to get took
Asked for a little donation
so he could travel and speak
The poor man was starving
down to four steaks a week
Needed some of my money
to pay for his Cadillac
said his hillside mansion
was just a little shack
He's a Prophet for Profit
and he'll mend all your ways
and if you give him a dollar
he'll make sure that you're saved
And if you give him a little more
he can get you through Heaven's gate
And if you give him a hundred bucks
you won't even have to wait...
.
.
.
.
.
(c) Copyright 2001 Defender Records
(Ummmm... that's me
)