Something an English teacher can appreciate. And others, too!
Hilarious news headlines!!!
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter*
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial
Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the
editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a
correction the next day.*
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says*
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers** *
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over** *
Miners Refuse to Work after Death*
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;PoliceSuspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead