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The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:37 am

By Michelle Malkin
The official White House account of Osama bin Laden's demise has seen more slapdash cosmetic surgery over the past week than your average "Real Housewives" reality-show star. President Obama's allies attribute the bungled "narrative" (their word, not mine) to the "Fog of War." But each passing day — and each new set of hapless revisions — shows that what really ails the administration is the Fog of Fog.

Errors happen. Miscommunications happen. Confusing the name of which of bin Laden's myriad sons died (Hamza, not Khalid), for example, is no biggie.

But the hourly revamping of key details of Sunday's raid suggests something far beyond the usual realm of situational uncertainty that accompanies any military operation. The Navy SEALs did their job spectacularly. The civilians tasked with letting the world know about the mission, however, have performed like amateur dinner theater actors in a tragi-comic production of "Rashomon-meets-The Blind Men and the Elephant-meets-Keystone Kops."
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:38 am

Incapable of straightforward answers, Team Obama's clarity-challenged civilians have led nauseated news-watchers through more twists and turns than San Francisco's Lombard Street.

Take your Dramamine, and let's review.

Take One: Bin Laden died in a bloody firefight.

On Sunday night, Obama dramatically told the world that "after a firefight," our brave men in uniform "killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body."
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:39 am

Embellishing the story the next morning, White House deputy national security adviser John Brennan said at his briefing that bin Laden "was engaged in a firefight with those that entered the area of the house he was in. ... And whether or not he got off any rounds, I quite frankly don't know. ... It was a firefight. He, therefore, was killed in that firefight."
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:40 am

Take Two: Bin Laden did not engage in a firefight.

The day after Brennan disclosed such vivid details, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney walked them back Michael Jackson-style. Bin Laden, he said in version 2.0, "was not armed." Brennan had clearly implied that bin Laden "resisted" with arms. Carney amended the narrative by insisting that "resistance does not require a firearm." How exactly bin Laden resisted, Carney would not say.

It's been all downhill, uphill, K-turns and 180s ever since. Fasten your seatbelts:
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:42 am

Take Three: Bin Laden's wife died after her feckless husband used her as a human shield.

Take Four: Bin Laden's wife did not die, wasn't used as a human shield and was only shot in the leg. Someone else's wife was killed, somewhere else in the house.

Take Five: A transport helicopter experienced "mechanical failure" and was forced to make a hard landing during the mission.
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:44 am

Take Six: A top-secret helicopter clipped the bin Laden compound wall, crashed and was purposely exploded after the mission to prevent our enemies from learning more about it.

Take Seven: The bin Laden photos would be released to the world as proof positive of his death.
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:45 am

Take Eight: The bin Laden photos would not be released to the world because no one needs proof and it's more important to avoid offending peaceful Muslims who supposedly don't embrace bin Laden as a "true" Muslim in the first place.

Take Nine: Bin Laden's compound was a lavish mansion
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:46 am

Take Ten: Bin Laden's compound was a glorified pigsty.

Take Eleven: Bin Laden's compound had absolutely no television, phone or computer access.

Take Twelve: Bin Laden's compound was stocked with hard drives, thumb drives, DVDs and computers galore.
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:47 am

Take Thirteen: Er, remember that statement about bin Laden being armed? And then not armed? Well, the new version is that he had an AK-47 "nearby."
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:48 am

Take Fourteen: A gung-ho Obama spearheaded the "gutsy" mission.

Take Fifteen: A reluctant Obama dithered for 16 hours before being persuaded by CIA Director Leon Panetta
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:50 am

Take Sixteen: Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and close advisers watched the raid unfold in real time — "minute by minute," according to Carney — and a gripping insider photo was posted immediately by the White House on the Flickr picture-sharing website for all to see.

Take Seventeen: Er, they weren't really watching real-time video "minute by minute" because there was at least nearly a half-hour that they "didn't know just exactly what was going on," Panetta clarified. Or rather, un-clarified
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:51 am

Take Eighteen: Stalwart Obama's order was to kill, not capture, bin Laden.

Take Nineteen: Sensitive Obama's order was to kill or capture — and that's why the SEAL team gave him a chance to surrender, upon which he resisted with arms, or actually didn't resist with arms, but sort of resisted without arms, except there was an AK-47 nearby, sort of, or maybe not_

thus making it possible to assert that while Decisive Obama did tell the SEALs to kill bin Laden and should claim all credit for doing so,

Progressive Obama can also be absolved by bleeding hearts because of the painstakingly concocted post facto possibility that bin Laden somehow threatened our military — telepathically or something — before being taken out.
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Van Canna » Sat May 07, 2011 2:54 am

Take Twenty: "We've been as forthcoming with facts as we can be," said an irritated Carney on Wednesday.

And they wonder why Americans of all political stripes think they're blowing smoke.


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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Steve Hatfield » Sat May 07, 2011 11:55 am

What amazes me about this whole thing is A: They had to change their story so many times, and B: They weren't smart enough to realize they should stop and wait until they got the real story. And not just one of them, several of them got it wrong. And they did it under the guise that they wanted to be the most transparent and get the information out faster than anyone else. A bad recipe for any intelligence scenario. I'm not impressed at all. Seems the only people who got it right were the team that went in to the compound and the ground level intelligence folks. The only thing the president and the rest of the administration did right was push play. I wouldn't be surprised if we found out that this whole thing was more of a debacle than we suspect, it just worked out right in the end because of the effort of those ground level troops and intelligence staff. Then again, we may not want to know. Then again, again, it will make for a great "Lifetime" movie one of these days.
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Re: The Fog of Fog

Postby Otto » Sat May 07, 2011 12:37 pm

The Bin Laden Cocktail.

Two shots and a splash.

(sorry, I couldn't resist)
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