You might be a Judoka...

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You might be a Judoka...

Postby TSDguy » Fri Mar 22, 2002 8:27 am

You Might Be A Judoka If... think learning to fall helps you learn to throw people. see someone taking a bad fall off his bike, and the first word that pops into your head is "ippon!"

3.every time you see a big open space you have to restrain yourself from doing ukemi for no apparent reason.

4.when you see some big guy walking down the street you plan how to throw him on his back and then armlock him. secretely wish that some untrained, unarmed, and unaccompanied robber would come and attempt to rob you.

6.your girlfriend thinks you're a freak because you have callouses on the back of your fingers from doing judo grips. instinctively bridge and roll whenever you wake up from a nightmare.'re teaching your kid to ride a bike and start off with ukemi drills! get into bed with a forward roll.

10.a shirtless attacker becomes your worst nightmare. choose your dates by how well they look in a Judogi. spend more time on top of your friends than your girlfriend. say "you should see this new technique I learned" and all of a sudden you're the only one in the room. keep having this dream about your mother-in-law reversing your best choke.

15.your dog shakes hands with everyone but you.

16.when you are sawing wood or hammering nails you consider it uchikomi. can take your child to practice because you're in the same class

edit: post this at 3:30 in the morning on a weekday
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You might be a Judoka...

Postby Troll Under the Bridge » Fri Mar 22, 2002 11:09 pm

That was great.
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