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Blame!

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:18 pm
by gmattson
Blame
Author Unknown



Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...



If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,


he blames the restaurant.





If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,


your family blames the tobacco company.





If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.





If your grandchildren are brats without manners,


you blame television.





If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,



you blame the gun manufacturer.





And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.



I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.



So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,



I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?