Year 2000 problem solved!

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Year 2000 problem solved!

Postby gmattson » Wed Oct 28, 1998 7:01 pm

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner He told them: "I invited you here because I need three important people to send my message out to all the people -
Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."

After dinner Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two very bad news items for you: 1. God really exists, and 2.Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."

Clinton called an emergency meeting of all of Congress and told them:
"I have Good news and Bad news: 1. The good news is God really does exist. 2. The bad news is that He's destroying the earth tomorrow."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily exclaimed: "I have two fantastic announcements:
1. I am one of the three most important people on earth. 2. The Year 2000 problem is solved."
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