Acronyms

[Dakkon]

PCMCIA= People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN= It Still Does Nothing
SCSI= System Can't See It
DOS= Defective Operating System
BASIC= Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM= I Blame Microsoft
DEC= Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM= Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2=Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW= World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH= Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM= Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL= Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA= A Merely Insignificant Game Addfction
LISP= Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS= Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS= Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT= Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
RISC= Reduced Into Silly Code

[Allen M.]

A rich man who hailed from Seattle
Wrote Win95 to do battle,
But Mac users pity
The masses not witty
Enough to know Wintel's for cattle.