Blond Jokes

Post by **gmattson** » Tue Jan 04, 2000 2:43 pm

My sister-in-law keeps sending me dumb blond jokes. Blond men and women are both subjected to this politically incorrect humor. If no one objects, I'll include a couple here: gem

* Leaving Work Early...

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early.
She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss.

Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed,"I almost got caught yesterday!"

[This message has been edited by gmattson (edited January 04, 2000).]

Dakkon · Post by **Dakkon** » Tue Jan 04, 2000 3:42 pm

LOL

That was cute!
Post more if you dare

Cheers,
Dakkon

Post by **gmattson** » Mon Jan 10, 2000 4:12 pm

A Brunette, A Redhead and a "Blonde" escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away... the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump" say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh, no! Your're going to pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!" "OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!" "No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde."No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!" "Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . . !