72 Virgins ??

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72 Virgins ??

Postby gmattson » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:53 am

When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation that I help conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence!"

The beating and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me,"

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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