THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:13 pm
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says:
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her
hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of
tea, and then ..." He sighed................
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says:
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her
hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of
tea, and then ..." He sighed................
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."