A prim and proper young lady was forced to ride a bus.
Behind her sat two greek imagrants. She ended up hearing their not so quiet and private conversation. It went like this......
"First ah Emmah comes.....Then ah I comes .....then ah 2 asses come..then I ah comes again ...then then ah two asses come again.... then ah I comes again...then then ah Pee 2 times..... and then I comes one final time."
Out raged, the woman stands up, and says to the imagrants "we do not speak of such things in a public place in the USA!".
Perplexed the man who was speaking said... "you mean I cannot tell ah mah freind how to spell mississippi????"