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 Post subject: New Corvette
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:29 pm 
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The New Corvette
> A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new
> Corvette
> convertible out of the dealership.
> Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
> enjoying
> the wind blowing through what little hair he had
> left.
> "Amazing!" he
> thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to
> the
> metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he
> saw the
> highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and
> siren
> blaring. "I can get away from him - no
> problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he
> floored it to
> 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought,
> "What
> on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"
> He
> pulled over to the side of the road and waited for
> the
> Trooper to catch up with him.
> Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the
> driver's side
> of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir,
> my
> shift ends in 30
> minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
> reason why
> you were
> speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
> go."
> The man,
> looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years
> ago, my
> wife
> ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you
> were
> bringing her back."
> "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

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