A man awoke one morning with some "discomfort" in his penis. Alerted and concerned, he dropped his drawers and inspected his junk in the bathroom mirror. He grabbed onto a nearby towel rack to keep from toppling over when he saw it: His unit was horribly discolored and somewhat misshapen!
Later, in the E.R., the doctor delivered some grim and troubling news. Apparrently, while on an expidition in the Amazon jungle, he contracted a rare parasite and it invaded his manhood. As there was no cure that wouldn't also kill the man himself, his penis would have to be amputated.
Reeling from the shock, the man insisted on a second opinion.
"No problem", said the doc, "I'll put you in touch with the specialist."
The following week, the man underwent a battery of tests, including CAT scans, an MRI, a positron scan and ultrasound. The physician ran blood and other fluid tests and finally rendered his opinion. "Its gotta come off, sir. And I would recomment that you not wait too long....I'm concerned with that swelling"
"Oh God Oh God." The man lamented to his close friend. "What am I going to do without it? I won't even be a man. What will my wife think?"
"Calm down, man." His friend advised. "Don't listen to those damn doctors, man! They're always trying to cut things off of us, man. Here, take this number. Its my accupuncturist, Dr. Lee. He's the BEST."
"Thanks, I'll do anything at this point", said the man. He called the number and made an appointment for the next morning.
"I see, I see", said the venerable healer after inspecting the poor man. "Your friend right, western doctor always try to do expensive surgery." The man's heart lit up, at last a glimmer of hope! "Dr. Lee not greedy man, no need to amputate penis, just do nothing and in one week, penis fall off by itself! "
"Well, let's get to the rat killing..."