(Bill B. sent Susan this one)
An elderly lady is sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida adult community. A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where have you been all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looks at her, and very quietly says, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" says the woman. "So you're single..."