Old Folks' Perspective

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Old Folks' Perspective

Postby Mary S » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:46 pm

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's
the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in
classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering
if you were my son."
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I admire people

Postby gmattson » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:42 pm

who have great "come backs" when called for. Mine always come in the middle of the night, well after the event.

Good for your dad. Great response.
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