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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:58 pm 
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators
so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:



1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'


2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I
speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
Mother and father.'


4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some
Deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'


5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again.'


6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'


8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so
well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them.. Oh my God, what have I just said?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:29 pm 
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:lol: :lol:

open mouth..insert foot...up
to hip....

8O :o

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