> A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to
> use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
> Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my
> grand-dad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to
> use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to
> see Rock City and I was fascinated."
> The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I
> wanted you touse the word "fascinate."
> Then Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She
> finally decided there was no way he could damage
> "fascinate", so she Called on him.
> Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten
> buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten
> The teacher sat down and cried.