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Help needed from the MD's here!!!

Postby Panther » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:28 pm

I got a Viagra tablet stuck in my throat last weekend...

I've had a stiff neck ever since!!!


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Well... because of my "stiff neck"...

Postby Panther » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:22 pm

I recently picked a new primary care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcohol?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

No, I don't! ," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a sh*t?"


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