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On the lighter side

Postby mavourneen » Fri Oct 09, 1998 7:26 pm

That was sick,twisted,and so wrong!I LIKE IT,I LIKE IT!!!!!! Mavourneen
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On the lighter side

Postby Kevin Mackie » Sat Oct 10, 1998 5:37 am

Got this sent to me.. speaks of getting the job done..have a nice long weekend.

VTY
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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These
>highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing
>and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the
>position.
>
>After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and
>testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 2 men and a woman, but
>only one position was available.
>
>The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely
>secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a
>large metal door and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow
>your instructions no matter what the circumstances" they explained.
>"Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this
>gun and kill her." The man got a shocked look on his face and said, "You
>can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!" "Well", says the CIA
>man, "You're definitely not the right man for this job then."
>
>So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. "We must
>know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances",
>they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting
>in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."
>
>The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went
>in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The
>man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I
>just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right
>man for the job." "No" the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes.
>Take your wife and go home."
>
>Now they're down to the woman left to test. Again they lead her to the same
>door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that
>you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances, this is your
>final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this
>gun and kill him."
>
>The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all
>the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for
>13 shots. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went
>on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and
>there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said "You
>guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to
>death with the chair!"
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On the lighter side

Postby moulton » Sun Oct 11, 1998 9:35 am

just more fuel for the war of the sexes
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On the lighter side

Postby Moe Mensale » Sun Oct 11, 1998 2:42 pm

Geez, sounds just like my ex!!
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