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 Post subject: Christmas Cheer
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 1998 3:37 am 
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Lori(Better known as Scrooge) Image :


Thought you might enjoy the following:


>>THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS FOUND ON THE NAMED ITEMS:>

>ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS;>- - Do not use while sleeping.>>

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
>- - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.>

>ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP,>- - Directions: Use like regular soap.>

>ON A FROZEN DINNER:>- - Serving suggestion: Defrost.>

>ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head.>

>ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
>- - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)>

>ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING>- - Product will be hot after heating>

>ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body>

>ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE>- - Do not drive car or operate machinery>

>ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)>- - Warning: may cause drowsiness>

>ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE>- - Warning keep out of children>

>ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
>- - For indoor or outdoor use only.>>

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
>- - Not to be used for the other use>>

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
>- - Warning: contains nuts>>

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
>- - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.>>

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
>- - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands>

>ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
>- - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?>>


LOL Image Happy Holidays or Bah Humbug as the case may be! Image


JohnC


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 Post subject: Christmas Cheer
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 1998 12:41 am 
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John: These are great. I laughed until tears came to my eyes.
Thanks, Rich


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