How North Americans lose their edge?

Allen M. · Post by **Allen M.** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 4:34 am

Now I'm all ears!

Kevin Mackie · Post by **Kevin Mackie** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 5:04 am

This says it all...

There are these beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere. On
these islands the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

This is the situation one month later :

One Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the German woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning
and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.

The Bulgarian men have looked at the endless ocean, taken one look at the
Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the
American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true
nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about
the necessity for fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how
her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how
her relationship with her mother is improving.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

and finally ...

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South, then setting up
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they
are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 5:05 am

Isabella Rossellini?

One mysterious woman... that's why you like her. Kind of shakes you up inside without knowing why...

But there are a few more of them sprinkled on this earth by mother nature!

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Van Canna

[This message has been edited by Van Canna (edited October 18, 2000).]

DavidT · Post by **DavidT** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 1:15 pm

Prostitute gets $100(at least thats what I hear)

, the mistress gets a car, and the wife gets HALF.

Allen M. · Post by **Allen M.** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 11:19 pm

Only HALF? David, your are luck-eee!

student · Post by **student** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 6:02 pm

Love is grand.

Divorce starts at about ten grand....

student,
who found that the one thing worse than being the litigator in Family Court
was being the litigant....

DavidT · Post by **DavidT** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 7:55 pm

For the record...I have never been divorced or married, for that matter, so I would not have the need for a mistress.Also,law enforcement agencies look poorly on you when you hire prostitutes, especially when you are employed by such agencies.

NOW,with that said, Whats the punch line?

Also Mr.M NOTHING FROM NOTHING LEAVES....HALF OF NOTHING
Sorry for the FUZZY MATH
did I mention it was Friday and I'm bored

Mary S · Post by **Mary S** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 8:18 pm

DavidT...you may be bored but you've made me laugh out loud a few times this week. Keep up the good work?!?

DavidT · Post by **DavidT** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 9:08 pm

Thank You, Thank You...I'll be here all week or at least for another 50 minutes.

Kevin Mackie · Post by **Kevin Mackie** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 9:12 pm

Lori, is it "night and day"?

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

kevin

DavidT · Post by **DavidT** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 9:13 pm

a 6 pack

I'm sooo gonna get fired

Panther · Post by **Panther** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 9:35 pm

You guys are soooooo bad!

A young (and evidently much more stupid than I thought) guy that I know went out "with the guys" last night. We have a mutual friend that is an LEO who works the detail at the local, ahem, "gentleman's club"... so they went to visit him at work. (yeah, riiiight.)

It seems that no matter how many times I've ever explained it to him, he just didn't get the fact that "no matter what a stripper tells you there is no sex in the VIP room!"

To figure that out first hand last night evidently cost him over two weeks pay! He actually bought a bottle of Champaigne (supposedly the best, but I can buy it for ~$34 at the local store) for 10X liquor store retail!!!

Yep, that's right... $340 for one small bottle of the cheap bubbly and that didn't even include the price of the girl to come and just sit there with him! (As Bugs would say) What a maroon... When I found out today, I told him that he could have asked a very nice available woman out for an absolutely fantastic (and appreciated) date and had money to spare... then I called the wifey and told her that she should take a few hundred and go shopping for a nice outfit, 'cause we're going out!

IMNSHO, that's a much better use of the money!

DavidT · Post by **DavidT** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 9:57 pm

That's so sweet panther....Our mother would be proud.

To Lori,

I would like to apologize,in advance,for panther and the others. Much to my dismay they have made a mochery of this thread. I've tried to....wait nevermind that was me. Sorry

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

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"Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a Great person can begin something brilliant, they must look foolish to the crowd."--I Ching

Panther · Post by **Panther** » Fri Oct 20, 2000 10:00 pm

ROTFLMAOOL!!

Allen M. · Post by **Allen M.** » Sat Oct 21, 2000 1:55 am

Hey D.T., don't alopgize for me.