No apologies... or the big cat goes on a rant...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 8:57 pm
I'm the modern liberal's worst nightmare.
Why?
I like fast cars, beautiful sexy women, big motorcycles, juicy steak, loud music, fine cigars and powerful guns.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental bureaucrat with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to some crack whore bastard factories.
China approaches our plane in international waters with fighter jets, crashes into it forcing us into an emergency landing, seizes our plane and holds our crewmen captive... and THEN demands an apology...
Then, our government GIVES them an apology!
Here's MY part of your apology China... YOU CAN ROT!
I'm not "in touch" with my "inner-child", I don't need to be because I'm an adult and I like it that way, dammit.
I can be an adult (with the responsibilities that entails) and STILL have fun and enjoy my life.
I believe no one has EVER died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I don't think owning a gun makes you a killer or gives you the uncontrollable urge to go on a playground rampage.
If you're afraid that your kids aren't safe in school, you need to turn off the damn TV and turn on your own personal responsibility for the well-being of your family. Conversation is an excellent way to find out if your kid is scared in school... it's also a good way, if you pay attention, to find out if your kid is the one scaring everyone else in school. You're the adult, act like it!
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
Japan uses a sneak attack on us, basically destroys Pearl Harbor killing thousands of American citizens, which forces us into WWII. We recently apologized to Japan for dropping the bomb on Hiroshima which helped to END the war which their aggression started.
Here's MY amendment to that apology... YOU CAN ROT TOO!
I don't think being a minority makes you noble OR victimized.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa or any other psuedo-religious feel-good, made-up holidays. If I want to celebrate, being alive and free are plenty of reason. My religious beliefs are between me and MY Creator.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. And that road signs should be in English too, both the language AND the units of measurement.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think Rosie and Oprah are big fat socialist pigs. They have the Right to spew their socialist rants all they want to, but I also have the Right to tell them to "stick it where the sun don't shine." They can join the Chinese and the Japanese as far as I'm concerned.
I think fireworks should be legal, especially on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Burger King. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy @$$ through 4-7 years of liberal indoctrination commonly referred to as "college", you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I eat red meat and I enjoy it. Being a vegitarian is a choice. If you want to make that choice, fine, but these canine teeth prove that eating meat is an instinct.
Hillary Clinton has a really bad case of penis-envy.
My heroes are My Daddy, John Wayne, Audey Murphy and whoever cancelled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (the Socialist B*tch!).
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I plan on being rich and I'll work my @$$ off to keep from being poor... And that's the way it should be.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where were all those "experts" last winter, when I was freezing my @$$ off all those months?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I don't condone the Holocaust or hate anyone based on their religion, sex, sexual orientation, or skin color. I haven't burned any witches OR crosses. I haven't been persecuted by the Turks...
and neither have you, so shut-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where he gets his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think people have every right to defend themselves and the cops should help. And it doesn't make any difference what color you are. And if you don't want your sorry @$$ getting shot by a cop or an armed citizen, don't rob, mug, rape or murder... and don't run from them when they tell you to "freeze". And especially don't point something that looks like a gun at them. Then, you probably won't get shot by a cop or an armed citizen.
If you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should stop holding up traffic or else be considered valid speed-bumps.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to walk or ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
And you can't read, put on make-up or discipline your brats while you're driving! Pull over for those things so the rest of us aren't wondering when you're going to lose control of your car and take-out a dozen other cars! And if you can't tune the radio or talk on the phone without moving out of your own lane, then sing or talk to yourself dammit!
I think adult entertainment is great. If you don't like it, be an adult and don't watch it. If you don't want your kids watching it and they are...
Then where-the-hell were YOU?
I enjoy watching auto racing and high speed pursuits -
the faster the speed or the greater the damage the better.
I don't believe in victimless crimes. If a man and woman want to get together and make a private business agreement for whatever services are to be provided, it's no one else's business, especially not the governments. And if someone wants to drink, smoke, do drugs or eat fatty junk food, that's also no one else's business.
If you don't want to wear a seatbelt or a helmet, that's fine, but don't expect the rest of us to take care of your sorry @$$ just because you've done something stupid and gotten bit by it. Bad ideas and habits will eventually be eliminated Darwinistically.
And if you think any of that is your business, then get a freakin' life, quit being a nosy @$$hole, and get over it!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes good parents... ideally two.
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. The same goes for long hair on men or butch-hair on women.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius,
Claire Wolfe is an inspiration,
and James Carville is a loud-mouthed, moronic, Communist mole.
Fercryinoutloud! Put a sock in it Jim!
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your member, it is sex... PERIOD.
And it is sex for BOTH of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self-esteem issues, and you are a Socialist masquarading as President of the United States. "Is" means is, you dumb $hit.
And sometimes, I worry about dying before I get even.
So, if that makes me a bad American in the eyes of the modern liberals, then I'm guilty as charged.
And you'll get NO apology from me for it.
[This message has been edited by Panther (edited May 11, 2001).]
Why?
I like fast cars, beautiful sexy women, big motorcycles, juicy steak, loud music, fine cigars and powerful guns.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental bureaucrat with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to some crack whore bastard factories.
China approaches our plane in international waters with fighter jets, crashes into it forcing us into an emergency landing, seizes our plane and holds our crewmen captive... and THEN demands an apology...
Then, our government GIVES them an apology!
Here's MY part of your apology China... YOU CAN ROT!
I'm not "in touch" with my "inner-child", I don't need to be because I'm an adult and I like it that way, dammit.
I can be an adult (with the responsibilities that entails) and STILL have fun and enjoy my life.
I believe no one has EVER died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I don't think owning a gun makes you a killer or gives you the uncontrollable urge to go on a playground rampage.
If you're afraid that your kids aren't safe in school, you need to turn off the damn TV and turn on your own personal responsibility for the well-being of your family. Conversation is an excellent way to find out if your kid is scared in school... it's also a good way, if you pay attention, to find out if your kid is the one scaring everyone else in school. You're the adult, act like it!
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
Japan uses a sneak attack on us, basically destroys Pearl Harbor killing thousands of American citizens, which forces us into WWII. We recently apologized to Japan for dropping the bomb on Hiroshima which helped to END the war which their aggression started.
Here's MY amendment to that apology... YOU CAN ROT TOO!
I don't think being a minority makes you noble OR victimized.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa or any other psuedo-religious feel-good, made-up holidays. If I want to celebrate, being alive and free are plenty of reason. My religious beliefs are between me and MY Creator.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. And that road signs should be in English too, both the language AND the units of measurement.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think Rosie and Oprah are big fat socialist pigs. They have the Right to spew their socialist rants all they want to, but I also have the Right to tell them to "stick it where the sun don't shine." They can join the Chinese and the Japanese as far as I'm concerned.
I think fireworks should be legal, especially on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Burger King. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy @$$ through 4-7 years of liberal indoctrination commonly referred to as "college", you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I eat red meat and I enjoy it. Being a vegitarian is a choice. If you want to make that choice, fine, but these canine teeth prove that eating meat is an instinct.
Hillary Clinton has a really bad case of penis-envy.
My heroes are My Daddy, John Wayne, Audey Murphy and whoever cancelled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (the Socialist B*tch!).
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I plan on being rich and I'll work my @$$ off to keep from being poor... And that's the way it should be.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where were all those "experts" last winter, when I was freezing my @$$ off all those months?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I don't condone the Holocaust or hate anyone based on their religion, sex, sexual orientation, or skin color. I haven't burned any witches OR crosses. I haven't been persecuted by the Turks...
and neither have you, so shut-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where he gets his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think people have every right to defend themselves and the cops should help. And it doesn't make any difference what color you are. And if you don't want your sorry @$$ getting shot by a cop or an armed citizen, don't rob, mug, rape or murder... and don't run from them when they tell you to "freeze". And especially don't point something that looks like a gun at them. Then, you probably won't get shot by a cop or an armed citizen.
If you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should stop holding up traffic or else be considered valid speed-bumps.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to walk or ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
And you can't read, put on make-up or discipline your brats while you're driving! Pull over for those things so the rest of us aren't wondering when you're going to lose control of your car and take-out a dozen other cars! And if you can't tune the radio or talk on the phone without moving out of your own lane, then sing or talk to yourself dammit!
I think adult entertainment is great. If you don't like it, be an adult and don't watch it. If you don't want your kids watching it and they are...
Then where-the-hell were YOU?
I enjoy watching auto racing and high speed pursuits -
the faster the speed or the greater the damage the better.
I don't believe in victimless crimes. If a man and woman want to get together and make a private business agreement for whatever services are to be provided, it's no one else's business, especially not the governments. And if someone wants to drink, smoke, do drugs or eat fatty junk food, that's also no one else's business.
If you don't want to wear a seatbelt or a helmet, that's fine, but don't expect the rest of us to take care of your sorry @$$ just because you've done something stupid and gotten bit by it. Bad ideas and habits will eventually be eliminated Darwinistically.
And if you think any of that is your business, then get a freakin' life, quit being a nosy @$$hole, and get over it!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes good parents... ideally two.
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. The same goes for long hair on men or butch-hair on women.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius,
Claire Wolfe is an inspiration,
and James Carville is a loud-mouthed, moronic, Communist mole.
Fercryinoutloud! Put a sock in it Jim!
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your member, it is sex... PERIOD.
And it is sex for BOTH of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self-esteem issues, and you are a Socialist masquarading as President of the United States. "Is" means is, you dumb $hit.
And sometimes, I worry about dying before I get even.
So, if that makes me a bad American in the eyes of the modern liberals, then I'm guilty as charged.
And you'll get NO apology from me for it.
[This message has been edited by Panther (edited May 11, 2001).]