You posted that one in the wrong forum!
Definitely one for the Jokes forum.
What dedication. Now for my hard drive story:
I kept getting a message on boot up that my hard drive was guaranteed to crash! I ran all kinds of diagnostic programs that said the drive was perfect!
But the messages kept coming.
I called my tech buddy, who helps me with my computers, when I screw something up. He says, this is a valid message from the "new" Microsoft, indicating that a weakness of some kind will within a couple weeks, kill your hard drive! My friend took my hard drive and copied everything to a new drive. He said the copying process was difficult because my old drive kept dying. He was able to save everything, which saves me a ton of work.
So... if anyone gets that message, don't ignore it. Microsoft has finally done something right!