Ramesh Balsekar
He didn't. The act of the chicken's mind-body-mechanism crossing the road was soley the work of the eternal Doer.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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NEB,NEB wrote:Ramesh Balsekar
He didn't. The act of the chicken's mind-body-mechanism crossing the road was soley the work of the eternal Doer.
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Officials said to me,- speaking on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to media- that there are evidence that the chicken crossed the road. The motivation
is not yet known but they found a key piece of DNA called telomeres which suggests an active lifestyle.
So perhaps we are facing a close relative of roadrunner.
Eva
Washington Folks Chickening Out
Democrats in Congress: "We have no evidence that she WANTS to cross the road and if she does we do not believe the intelligence reports that she is armed, and if she is armed did FISA give Bush permission to even be checking the chicken? Bush in fact is the chicken. Ah.. coming toward our Congressional Dining Area? Hmm. "
BILL CLINTON: " She sure is a nice looking bird. I like the way she swings her tail. If I was cock of the walk I would definitely want to ruffle her feathers .... Yuck, Yuck,Yuck!
No, Hillary, I never ate that chicken, and the feathers under my desk prove nothing. Carvel, quick, go on CNN to blame Bush for planting lies........."
CIA: We have analysts that say she is crossing the road, and others who say she is not. And Jamie Garellick has forbidden us from even telling the FBI that the chicken is the LITTLE RED HEN.
NSA: 2342 2929 5854 0003 7373 .... [ Higher Clearance needed to see view telcom]
NRO: What chicken? What satellite image? Who says we have the resolution to delineate her feathers. You are EGGagerating our capabilities.
NAVAL INTEL: Message to Commander PACAF - Chicken of the Sea poses a threat; load TOMAHAWKS and fire if she makes it across the street.
DIA: EYES ONLY MESSAGE TO SOCOM - SEND IN TEAM 6 TO FRY THAT CHICKEN'S TAIL FEATHERS.
DELTA: THREAT OVER. ONLY FEATHERS LEFT! WE WERE NOT THERE. CAN REPORT .50 BARRET GOOD TO 2,000 YARDS.
WASHINGTON PRESS CORPS: Another example of trigger happy Bush's disregard for Animal-fascist rights. Why can we try negotiations first. Who says Colonel Sanders was the intended target? Chuck Schumer must start impeachment hearings.
GRIN: CODE NAME OPERATIVE DISTRACTION.
BILL CLINTON: " She sure is a nice looking bird. I like the way she swings her tail. If I was cock of the walk I would definitely want to ruffle her feathers .... Yuck, Yuck,Yuck!
No, Hillary, I never ate that chicken, and the feathers under my desk prove nothing. Carvel, quick, go on CNN to blame Bush for planting lies........."
CIA: We have analysts that say she is crossing the road, and others who say she is not. And Jamie Garellick has forbidden us from even telling the FBI that the chicken is the LITTLE RED HEN.
NSA: 2342 2929 5854 0003 7373 .... [ Higher Clearance needed to see view telcom]
NRO: What chicken? What satellite image? Who says we have the resolution to delineate her feathers. You are EGGagerating our capabilities.
NAVAL INTEL: Message to Commander PACAF - Chicken of the Sea poses a threat; load TOMAHAWKS and fire if she makes it across the street.
DIA: EYES ONLY MESSAGE TO SOCOM - SEND IN TEAM 6 TO FRY THAT CHICKEN'S TAIL FEATHERS.
DELTA: THREAT OVER. ONLY FEATHERS LEFT! WE WERE NOT THERE. CAN REPORT .50 BARRET GOOD TO 2,000 YARDS.
WASHINGTON PRESS CORPS: Another example of trigger happy Bush's disregard for Animal-fascist rights. Why can we try negotiations first. Who says Colonel Sanders was the intended target? Chuck Schumer must start impeachment hearings.
GRIN: CODE NAME OPERATIVE DISTRACTION.
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It doesn't work?
Damn...
It's a really cool clip someone sent me. I thought it would work. Apparently it doesn't.
Damn...
It's a really cool clip someone sent me. I thought it would work. Apparently it doesn't.
- The video asks the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
- A young boy is taunting a rooster with martial arts moves in the air.
- The rooster watches for a few second. He then proceeds to chase the boy with reckless abandon.
- The answer to the question: "Apparently to kick that kid's ass!"
