Why I like Wanda Sykes

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Why I like Wanda Sykes

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When she's off, she is miserable. I particularly want to frost her when she gets into this pro-Obama schit.

But when she's on, she's on. You know racial accord is achieved when people can laugh at themselves. We Irish achieved that long ago. It's about friggin time other ethnic groups and both genders got over their victim mentalities and began enjoying life.

Thank you, Wanda. 8)

The Wanda Sykes Show: Tiger Woods Car Accident

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Oh my! Sometimes humor is funny as hell because it's way too close to the truth.

Not that we're all chaste virgins, mind you...

Let the golfing puns begin.

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DECEMBER 2, 2009, 1:12 P.M. ET

Woods Apologizes to Family, Regrets 'Transgressions'

By COREY DADE

Three days after Tiger Woods denounced as false the flood of speculation surrounding his auto accident, including news reports of his alleged infidelity, the golfer on Wednesday apologized for "transgressions" that "let my family down."

Mr. Woods, who hasn't spoken publicly since the crash last Friday, released a statement on his Web site, regretting "personal behavior" that he didn't specify. He also bemoaned he and his wife, Elin Nordegren, having been "hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives" and insisted that his family be allowed to cope privately.

"I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves," he said in the statement. "I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family."

Last Friday, Mr. Woods crashed his sport-utility vehicle into a fire hydrant and a tree outside his home in an Orlando, Fla., suburb at 2:25 a.m. He was found lying on the ground semiconscious beside his vehicle, bleeding from facial cuts, according to police. His wife told police she broke a window in the vehicle with a golf club to remove him.

Mr. Woods and his wife refused to talk with police investigating the crash and hired a criminal defense attorney.

Their silence fueled questions about why he was leaving his home at that hour, the extent of his injuries and whether the accident followed some sort of dispute.

In his statement Wednesday, Mr. Woods directly refutes that theory for the first time. "The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious," he said.

Police said alcohol wasn't involved. An attorney representing Mr. Woods's neighbors who dialed 911 after the crash said Mr. Woods didn't appear to be driving under the influence and showed no signs of having been in a fight.

On Tuesday, the Florida Highway Patrol closed its investigation and issued Mr. Woods a citation for careless driving, for which he will receive a $164 fine and four points against his driver's license. Police also said no claims of domestic violence were made in the case, providing no reason to issue a subpoena for medical evidence.

On Monday, Mr. Woods withdrew from his own golf tournament, scheduled to begin Thursday, citing his injuries.

Write to Corey Dade at corey.dade@wsj.com
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Don't let Ahmed catch you enjoying a comedy skit about female on male violence Bill! Watch your back!
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IJ wrote:
Don't let Ahmed catch you enjoying a comedy skit about female on male violence Bill! Watch your back!
Why? I don't care. I think hand bannana was awesome in Aqua Teen hunger force.
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IJ wrote:
Don't let Ahmed catch you enjoying a comedy skit about female on male violence Bill! Watch your back!
Think you mean Akil?
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Valkenar wrote:
Think you mean Akil?
Perhaps.

Folks can't overcome their issues in life if they can't laugh at themselves. Wanda Sykes humor isn't for the faint at heart. But humor like that works if it's equal opportunity abuse, and the comedian (comedienne) can also poke fun at him/herself. Wanda is capable of pulling that off quite deftly.

Humor like this can get you in trouble if discussed at Fortune 500 companies where Human Resources is in Nazi mode. I've worked at places like that before. Couldn't even wish someone Merry Christmas without offending someone. I'm serious.

The more work environments become oppressive in this manner, the more comedy shows like South Park blossom. A human can only take so much.

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I think he is talking about Akil

I really don't care if some chick beats a dude up.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTur ... nevTa2SR0Q

See, think this is one funny re-enactment.
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Nature abhors a vacuum. They'll be speculating about this forever.

Having spent many years being the subject of rumors (and choosing not to respond to them), I can tell you that the rumors are often much more salacious than reality. Folks rarely get reality right - even when it is interesting.

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Another day at the mill (rumor mill that is..)

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" Having spent many years being the subject of rumors (and choosing not to respond to them), I can tell you that the rumors are often much more salacious than reality. Folks rarely get reality right ........" AAHMEN !!

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Bill Glasheen wrote:Nature abhors a vacuum.
Yeah, yeah. When will you scientists stop using this as an excuse for not doing housework?
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Alexander Fleming (re)discovered penicillin when he didn't do his dishes!

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:lol:
Life begins & ends cold, naked & covered in crap.
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Lo siento mucho. Yes, I meant ATH. I dunno about chasing someone down with a golf club, but all signs point to someone being a CPOS. Oh well, what's left to do when you're a gatrillionaire?
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Jason, I sent you a PM.
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