What's your take on this Bill?

[Bill Glasheen]

your dosage depends on your body weight.

Next!

- Bill

[Bill Glasheen]

70% of people in a recent study report that a certain kind of sexual activity relieves pain dramatically for up to 6 hours.

Well....



No pain, no pain!

Next!

- Bill

[Bill Glasheen]

Make yourself 5 times less likely to get Alzheimer's

{SNIP}

The real culprit is actually a fat

Belly fat.

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- Bill

[Bill Glasheen]

HEAR TWICE AS WELL

without a hearing aid...

If you have a loved one who's hard of hearing, don't assume it's irreversible! Our medical team has uncovered a natural way to DOUBLE hearing sensitivity in a very short time.

No hearing aids are necessary, no drugs and no herbs. A careful university study shows that people who just did a brief, easy exercise were able to hear faint sounds twice as well as before!

Deep breathing (a.k.a. shinko kyu or autogenic breathing).

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- Bill

[Bill Glasheen]

Triple or quadruple your resistance to MACULAR DEGENERATION...

And stop it cold, even if you're already showing symptoms.

Not sure about those numbers...

• Lower fat diet
• Stay away from bad fat.
• Eat more fish.
• Eat your carotinoid vegetables (red, yellow, orange, etc.).
• Don't do stupid things (smoke, leave hypertension untreated, etc.)

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- Bill

[Bill Glasheen]

Senior moments gone IN SECONDS!

New memory booster so strong, you just sniff it!

Huperzine A. But a bowl of blueberries every day may be as good if not better.

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- Bill

[Bill Glasheen]

You get the idea, Van. Maybe some useful stuff here. But even an average person with Pubmed and/or Google can find a lot of this stuff.

- Bill

[Glenn]

Hugh Downs at the start of his recent TV broadcast,

Another marketing ploy is to use a well-known and respected figure to market your products (just ask those companies who dumped Tiger Woods last year about the "respected" part of that). In Bottom Line's case they hired Hugh Downs in 2006 to be their spokesperson to help sell their books. The "recent" Hugh Downs' "TV broadcast" they are referring to is actually an informercial paid for by Bottom Line (as opposed to his former news or talk shows).
Creepy infomercial replaces creepy host with Hugh Downs

Now these folks have seen the error of their ways and replaced the old creepy guy with former 20/20 anchor Hugh Downs. Hugh Downs! Respected newsman and former Today show anchor Hugh Downs. Look, I know the guy's retired and has been out of the spotlight for a while now, but, Hugh, are you that bad off that you want to work for these hucksters? Or do you actually believe in their product? Either way, it's not exactly a great postscript to a distinguished career. At least the infomercials only look half as creepy now.

[Van Canna]

70% of people in a recent study report that a certain kind of sexual activity relieves pain dramatically for up to 6 hours.

Well....



No pain, no pain!

Next!

- Bill

I am scratching my nogging trying to figure out the right kind of 'sexual activity'

Do you have any idea?

[Bill Glasheen]

I am scratching my nogging trying to figure out the right kind of 'sexual activity'

Do you have any idea?

I'm sure Sherlock JLo and I could find the answer together. It would be the climax of a perfectly wonderful investigation.

- Bill

[Van Canna]

On second thought

[Bill Glasheen]

Wow!

Freud would have a field day with that one.



- Bill

[Van Canna]