Warring women

[Van Canna]

From a friend:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Take all American women who are within five years of
> menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with
> automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer
> with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned
> tuna -drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the
> landscape of Afghanistan,and let us do what comes
> naturally.
>
> Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when
> doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying
> bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in
> turbans tremble.
> We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die
> to protect them and their future. We'd like to get
> away from our husbands, if they haven't left already.
> And for those of us who are single, the prospect of
> finding a good man with whom to share life is about as
> likely as being struck by lightning.
>
> We have nothing to lose.
>
> We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the
> carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and
> saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can
> easily survive months in the hostile terrain of
> Afghanistan with no food at all!
>
> We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers
> in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding
> bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
>
> Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new
> government?
>
> Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements
> for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving
> dinners for years ... we understand tribal warfare.
>
> Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know
> every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or
> cover up bank accounts and money sources.
>
> We know how to find that money and we know how to
> seize it ... with or without the government's help!
>
> Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine
> their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes
> over their godforsaken terrain.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[LeeDarrow]

ROTFLMAOSHIPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your friend should be up for the Comedy Award!

Still laughing,

Lee Darrow, C.Ht.