Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Lee????

LeeDarrow · Post by **LeeDarrow** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 4:55 pm

**Whew!**

I'm glad you guys re-stated that it was BRUCE Lee (see the threads "Which Lee are you talkin about?").

I'd HATE to step into the ring with Tyson - especially without having my tetanus shots updated!

With tongue firmly in cheek,

LEE Darrow, C.Ht.

Allen M. · Post by **Allen M.** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 1:11 am

Fundamental rule of the sea applies here as well. "Little boats stay away from big boats."

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Allen Moulton from Uechi-ryu Etcetera

Ted Dinwiddie · Post by **Ted Dinwiddie** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:03 am

If I knew in advance that I had to fight a guy like Tyson, my tactic would be simple – .308 @ 100 meters.

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ted

"I learn by going where I have to go." - Theodore Roethke

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:09 am

hehe, u guys crack me up! .308 at 100 meters,

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Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:55 am

This has evolved much better than I thought it would...

Questions:

1) Would Lee have access to his choreographer?

2) Would Tyson be out of jail when the fight was scheduled?

3) Would Lee have a "reason" to fight? You know, can't lay the smack down unless something really bad happens to someone innocent (or he gets the right movie contract).

4) Could anyone dub over Tyson's voice so that he finally sounds as mean as he fights and treats his women?

Just wondering...

- Bill

LeeDarrow · Post by **LeeDarrow** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 7:00 pm

Naw - M-203 grenade launcher with High Explosive Dual Purpose ammo at about 200 meters. Use the M-16 as backup.

HEDP is armor defeating, just for those not familiar with the round. Otherwise the standard fragmentation round is good enough - most perfect frag pattern in the world!

With tongue in cheek,

Lee Darrow, C.Ht.

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If I knew in advance that I had to fight a guy like Tyson, my tactic would be simple – .308 @ 100 meters.

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TSDguy · Post by **TSDguy** » Wed Oct 24, 2001 5:02 am

Ok I'll toss my cents in as well.

Put both of them in a ring with the idea they're going to fight to the death... isn't it whoever gets hit first? Lee lands his technique, Tyson is blind and can't walk... Tyson lands his technique, and Lee has a broken neck.

dtk81 · Post by **dtk81** » Fri Oct 26, 2001 10:15 am

lol Lee would be like wata.... he'd be like wata my friend..
"only foo fight man with brisk"

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