I'll drink to that...

Dana Sheets · Post by **Dana Sheets** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:49 pm

Scientists say alcohol makes others better-looking
http://www.msnbc.com/news/796225.asp?pne=msn%23BODY&cp1=1

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 6:46 pm

True enough but at what cost?

Ever hear a guy say:
“ I couldn’t get it up on account I had been drinking”

Consider: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote

alcohol use can inhibit sexual desire and arousal. And even if you do have the desire, you may not be able to perform. Why? Because alcohol can cause reduced erection response in males and reduced vaginal lubrication in females.

f.Channell · Post by **f.Channell** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 1:04 am

That "oh no" Glasheen Sensei mentioned has been described to me as a "coyote".
A coyote is an animal that will knaw off it's leg to escape a trap.
Which equates to a partner who is so ugly you'd chew off your arm to escape if they were sleeping on it!
Pardon the joke, I couldn't help it.
f.

Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 1:21 am

Van

It was Shakespeare that once said that alcohol increases the desire and decreases the ability. But of course there is the dose/response thing, as well as the variation in response by individual. Some folks are just plain irrepressible.

For example, did you know that I see a little "blip" in my birth data about nine months after New Year's eve? Hmmm...how could THAT be?

- Bill

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 3:59 am

Bill,

What if we smoked a joint but did not inhale?

Or what if we inhaled? How will your date look then?

Would libido/performance increase or decrease?

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Van Canna

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Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 5:00 am

Every bloke or lassie that has woken up in the morning and has had that 'Ooohhh nooooo!!!!' feeling knows this. Nice to know how it works.

I dunno... In my book it's a reason to stay sober.

- Bill

Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 5:06 am

Then again... Maybe that's why my wife married ME!

- Bill

Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 3:51 pm

I ...... uh ........ for-got.

f.Channell · Post by **f.Channell** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:54 am

Both my kids were born in september, can I sue the champagne bottlers for obscuring my judgement?
For those born in the rap generation, joints are blunts.
If you inhale Van, your date looks best with a twinkie and yodels in her hand.
f.

f.Channell · Post by **f.Channell** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:43 am

For a rare view of what happens when a karate guy smokes marijuana check out www.judoinfo.com/video5.htm
called "concentration"
Then check out "baby" for the birth of a Uechi child.
f.

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 3:04 am

Get a load of Sophia Loren.

What a woman. She can slam me into the ground anytime she wants.

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Van Canna

Topos · Post by **Topos** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:34 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Van Canna:
Get a load of Sophia Loren.

What a woman. She can slam me into the ground anytime she wants.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Van, count me in on your erudite and commendable passion for beautiful Italian women. I have been blessed with having been married for 32 years to my dream Italian movie star.

La Dolce Vita!!!

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 2:54 pm

Topos,

Good for you. I mean, how can anyone resist?

crazycat · Post by **crazycat** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 3:43 pm

Geeze! do I have to eat the worm at the bottom of the bottle to see these beauty's ???

Topos · Post by **Topos** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:53 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by crazycat:
Geeze! do I have to eat the worm at the bottom of the bottle to see these beauty's ???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, just take a vacation to Southern Italy, say Gaeta, where you will see such irresistable women. They have some Spanish blood in their lineage which adds to the rivietting bone structure, flashing eyes, exciting temperment. But, that is just my opinion, BUT in this case I know I am not wrong! Meow!!!

And to Van, you have again shown your discriminating eye in photgraphy. It just adds to the reputation you have in Uechi Ryu.