How to catch a Polar Bear

[KentuckyUechi]

If you're ever in the Arctic, and feel the need to test your outdoor survival skills by capturing a Polar Bear, try this:

First, cut a hole in the ice slightly larger than a polar bear.
Next you will need a can of whole peas. Carefully sprinkle them all around the hole, then find a good hiding spot to watch your trap from. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, run up and kick him in the icehole!

[Jason Rees]