My new buddy

[fivedragons]

I finally got a B.O.B. extra long punching bag. Love it! Now I can finally practice the secret kung fu technique with full power.

What you do is jab your finger in someone's face while saying "Hey, listen here, mister". Then you grab onto their face, while dick-punching them many times.

[fivedragons]

I figure this will help me to avoid stroking out or going to jail. Very cool and fun training device. This lets me use the right body parts, to hit the right targets.

[Bill Glasheen]

Part of your anger management therapy?

- Bill

[fivedragons]

Stress reduction!